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Acidental Acident
02:02
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wake up still drunk from the night before
look at the clock, a hour before court
two lumps of sugar in your morning tea
homeboy's trippin' out, said "dude that's lsd!"
trippin' out, trippin' balls
can't escape my bathroom stall
acidental acident
frying up my brain
going out trick or treating on halloween night
eat a piece of candy that just don't taste right
ghost and goblins come to life, chase me down my street
what the fuck is going on? what the hell did i just eat?
trippin' out, trippin' balls
can't escape my bathroom stall
acidental acident
frying up my brain
taking tabs in the morning is how you start your day
mom walks in, tells you that you're going to church anyway
priest looks like a dragon, man i'm really trippin' out
going to church on acid is the way to go no doubt
trippin' out, trippin' balls
can't escape my bathroom stall
acidental acident
frying up my brain
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2. |
Stuck In My Zipper
01:56
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sitting alone, nothing to do
no one's around, it's just you
you wanna go down to your happy place
spray cum all over, leave a trace
stuck in my zipper
you whip it out, start to beat your pecker
you start to think, it's the best thing ever
your mom walks in, zip up real quick
stuck in your zipper, it's your dick!
stuck in my zipper
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hecho de mecos
oi oi oi
hecho de mecos means,
made of cum
hecho de mecos
oi oi oi
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skankin' around in the pit
dancing, singing, getting hit
bumped into a chick with big ol' tits
pretty cute, hope she don't get hurt
saw something fall from her skirt
swooped it up and tucked it in my shirt
butthole bump candy
sneak away to see what i got
feel kinda bad cause shes kinda hot
i don't really care so i untie the knot
i hear a voice say, hey that's my shit
hey girl i just found it
come on baby, lets go take a hit
butthole bump candy
in the john she locks the door
tattooed neck, says "daddy's lil whore"
next thing i know, chonies on the floor
dump the coke all on her ass
snort it up and do it fast
butthole bump candy what a fuckin' blast
butthole bump candy
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Sidewalk Slam
01:51
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walking in the hot streets beat
a 40 ounce is what we need
toked up the last of the reggies
now i'm too fucked up to see
time to make another plan
let's go make a sidewalk slam
drink a 40 as fast as you can
top it off with loko then...
now you screw back on the lid
lay it on the floor and then
roll it back and forth to mix
now it's time to drink that shit
sidewalk slam
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Evil Fish
02:08
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evil fish
evil fish swimming in a lake
and i wish i could hit em with a rake
they look at me with a dramatic stare
hypnotize me, made me pull out my hair
evil fish
i got real mad so i shot em with my gun
after i was sad cause it wasn't any fun
i jumped into the lake, the fish did not attack
turns out the fish were fake, it was my buddy jack
evil fish
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